summer mood
shaggy wearing a knee length flowery dress…..Fred completely naked hiding his junk w a surfboard…..power playing the ghosts
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the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this
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These are the Obama administration’s defining moments told through his social media
As I went through two terms worth of tweets, Instagrams, and Snapchats, I was struck by three qualities that never wavered: A sense of humor, respect for women, and love, in all its forms.
This is how a prominent political figure should represent themselves over social media. In this society, portraying yourself in social media is really important, and if you come off as funny but also respectful, that’s the best.
😭 I miss him/them so much…
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happy Ides of March all y’all plebeians
REMIND ME TO REBLOG THIS EVERY MARCH 15TH UNTIL I DIE
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You: you are all not
Me, an intellectual: YAINT
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it1.4 almost
ps not risking itFuck this post
Lmao damn tumblr
I fucking hate you tumblr
FFS, I’ll never not reblog sorry yeah
Nobody deserves to die.
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